“I like nonsense – it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope… and that enables you to laugh at all of life’s realities.” (Dr. Seuss)

*What did one book say to the other?  “I just wanted to see if we were on the same page.”

*Why didn’t the burglar break into the library?  Because he was afraid he would get a long sentence

*Why do authors always get good marks on tests?  They know how to copy-right.

*Where was the librarian when the lights went out?  In the dark.

*What does the librarian say when she has to leave?  “Time to book!”

*What are computers favorite snacks?  Chips

*What did one math book say to the other math book?  Do you want to hear my problems?

*Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?  Because she was in the non-friction section.

*If you travel to Eastern Europe, why won’t you find any books in Prague’s public library?  Because they are all “Czech”ed out!

*Where does a librarian sleep?  Between the covers!

Please submit any good library jokes you might have to Mrs. Litke!